The 3rd Gender: Engineering Student

There are three kinds of gender on this earth; Male, Female and Engineering student.
Engineering students who already married or who is in a relationship (not with a dog or game title but with a human being) are excluded from this 3rd gender.

The commonality of engineering student is as follows.
1. There is no relationship in their lives, as there was , and there will be. No, No, No and forever
2. Instead, there are several ways of self-playing such as video game, facebook, blogging, Nintendo wii , text messaging, cartoon and so on. There is a rumor they created "dead on the bed" or "dead on the sofa" game, which means a person lies on the bed or sofa without doing anything including eating at all all day long, especially all weekends.
3. There are no marks on their calendars such as Lover's birthday, Christmas Eve, New year's Eve, Valentine's day
4. They hate couples, especially library couples. - Library couples are really annoying!! Get away and go somewhere...
5. They sometimes enjoy social dancing because this is the only allowed tim to hug or tough the other gender - Engineering students vs. Female, Engineering Students vs. Male, or sometimes Engineering students vs. Engineering students-
6. They like stalking, googling personal lives and peeping through face book.
7. They are lonely but they don't know how to express or resolve their feeling, even more, they don't want to admit their lonely feeling, they want to take this as part of their lives. Engineering students are lonely ....really...
8. They don't know how to spend their free time or holiday without work or computer.
9. They want a RELATIONSHIP. But they don;t know how to initiate. Therefore, it will not happen to them. Never and Ever.
10. Engineering students believe that they can make the world better than before by contributing creative engineering theory. (engineering: can be applied more than twice in a same manner) But the world would not be changed by engineering people but could be changed by business people. However, I am the one of them who believe engineers should contribute the world. (not world peace by Miss Universe, but fun/convenient world). Without this belief, engineer's life is only tragedy because we cannot make our partner happy!!


I found this works well in my territory, not only South Korea but also States, Pittsburgh.
I AM one of engineering student. Therefore, It will not happen to me, never and ever.
What a wonderful WORLD!!!